49 Food Jokes on Indian Food to make you Laugh

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Talking about food all the time could be dull and boring, so here is a long list of Jokes based on Veggies as well as Indian Dishes to get a laugh out of you.

  1. Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing!
  2. How does a penguin build its house?Igloos it together!
  3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator!
  4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything!
  5. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
  1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  2. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
  3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
  4. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
  6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  7. Why did the watermelon go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “seed-y”
  8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  10. What did the apple say to the orange? I’m stuck on you.
  11. Why was the lemon so depressed? It was feeling really down in the citrus.
  12. Why was the cheese so sad? It was feeling cheesy.
  13. Why did the bread go to the doctor? It was feeling a little doughy.
  14. Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was a fungi to be with.
  15. Why did the hotdog say he was feeling really saucy? He had ketchup and mustard all over him.
  16. Why did the bacon go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crispy.
  17. What did the coffee say to the cream? You lighten me up.
  18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  19. Why did the french fries go to the doctor? It was feeling a little salty.
  20. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi.
  21. Why did the lemon stop working? Because it ran out of juice.
  22. Why did the banana split? Because it saw the ice cream.
  23. What did the bread say when it was toasted? I’m on a roll.
  24. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
  25. Why was the tomato so popular? Because it was really easy to ketchup with.
  26. Why did the cookie go to school? To get a-crumb-ulation.
  27. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor? It was feeling a little frosty.
  28. What did the pancake say when it was born? I’m a flapjack!
  29. Why did the curry cross the road? To get to the naan bread on the other side!
  30. Why did the dosa run away? It was feeling batter.
  31. Why did the roti go to the doctor? It was feeling a little chap-fallen.
  32. What did the momo say to the dal? “You’re looking a little lentil.”
  33. Why did the samosa take a nap? It was feeling a little pasty.
  34. How do you make a tikka masala? Push it!
  35. Why was the biryani feeling down? Because it was having a rice day.
  36. Why did the paneer go to the gym? To become a little firmer.
  37. How does a chef make a perfect aloo gobi? By keeping a close “cauli-flower” eye on it.
  38. Why did the idli go to the party? It was feeling a little steamed.
  39. What did the Indian mom say when her kid asked for a pizza ? “Naan of your business”
  40. Why did the Indian mom put a lock on the fridge? To keep the papadums from sneaking out at night.
  41. What did the dosa say to the vada? “You’re looking a little fried.”
  42. Why did the Indian mom put a GPS on her dal? To keep track of the lentils.
  43. What did the biryani say to the tikka masala? “You’re looking a little spicy.”

Hopefully some of these Jokes managed to get a laugh out of you and helped you to be a little more positive and healthier. If not, we know where to get more of these! 100 Indian Food Jokes to make you laugh