100 Indian Food Jokes to make you laugh

Well, we have been talking about food more and more and we are happy that you appreciate us for what we do. But, we can’t always be talking about food, so here are 100 Indian food jokes to make you laugh and be healthier than you already are –

1. What did the naan say to the curry? You butter believe it!
2. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. How do you make a butter chicken laugh? You tikka its funny bone!
4. What did the lentil say to the chef? I’m dal-icious!
5. Why did the chili pepper put on a jacket? Because it was a little chili!
6. What did the mango say to the papaya? Let’s get “jucie” together!
7. Why did the gol gappa go to school? To become a “poppin’ fresh” student!
8. How did the potato feel at the party? Mashed in with the crowd!
9. Why did the curry go to the gym? It wanted to get a little saucy!
10. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A moo-sician!
11. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
12. What did the raita say to the biryani? Let’s spice things up!
13. Why did the chickpea go to the doctor? It had a falafel-ing!
14. What’s a pickle’s favorite TV show? Breaking Brine!
15. How do you know if a dosa is shy? It gets a little crepe-y!
16. What’s a samosa’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
17. Why did the coconut go to the party? It wanted to get “crackin’!”
18. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? A poultry-geist!
19. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
20. What’s a vegetarian vampire’s favorite food? Neck-tarines!
21. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. How do you organize a space party? You “planet!”
25. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso!
26. What did one pancake say to the other? “I flip for you!”
27. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
28. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
29. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
30. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
31. What do you call a group of musical spices? The Spice Girls!
32. Why did the apple go to school? To get a little core education!
33. What do you call a fake curry? An “impurry”!
34. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
35. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
36. What did the salt say to the pepper? “You spice up my life!”
37. Why did the bread go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
38. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
39. What do you call a vegetable that you’re friends with? A “broccoli”!
40. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
41. What’s a potato’s favorite dance move? The mash potato!
42. How do you make a chicken sandwich? With quack-ers and mayo-naise!
43. What did the lettuce say to the celery? “Lettuce romaine friends forever!”
44. Why did the peanut go to the police station? It was a-salted!
45. How do you make a watermelon happy? Just give it a good “rind”!
46. What do you call a mushroom that likes to party? A fungi to be around!
47. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling “wine”-y!
48. How do you make a fruit punch? Give it a good “squeeze”!
49. What do you call a sandwich that you can’t trust? A “phoney baloney”!
50. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
51. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops!
52. How do you make a milkshake laugh? Tell it a “whopper” of a joke!
53. What’s a squirrel’s favorite snack? Acorn-y dogs!
54. Why did the grapefruit go to the psychiatrist? It had some “peeling” issues!
55. What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasabi!”
56. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
57. What’s a pickle’s favorite sport? Jarate!
58. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead of the “curb”!
59. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles!
60. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
61. What’s a sandwich’s favorite TV show? The Walking Bread!
62. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
63. How do you catch a runaway pancake? Use syrup!
64. What do you call a vegetable that’s always on time? A celery!
65. Why did the cucumber get hired? Because it was a “cool” cuke!
66. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
67. What’s a vegetable’s favorite kind of music? R&B-Roccoli!
68. Why did the tomato go out with a raisin? Because it couldn’t find a date!
69. What’s a chili pepper’s favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo!
70. Why did the strawberry go to school? Because it wanted to become a “smartie”!
71. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso!
72. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
73. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer too long!
74. What’s a mushroom’s favorite party game? Mushroom Twister!
75. Why did the egg go to school? To get “eggs-education”!
76. What’s a potato’s favorite TV show? MASHed Potatoes!
77. Why did the butter go to the gym? To get churned!
78. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair!
79. What did the carrot say to the broccoli? Nothing. Vegetables can’t talk!
80. Why did the bread go to therapy? It had a lot of “loaf” issues!
81. How do you make a taco smile? “Shell” it a joke!
82. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
83. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
84. How do you make a vegetable laugh? “Peas” them with funny jokes!
85. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
86. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
87. What’s a sushi chef’s favorite type of shoe? Bento loafers!
88. How do you make a vegetable float? Use a root beer!
89. What’s a cucumber’s favorite dance move? The “cool” Cucumber Slide!
90. Why did the onion start crying? Because it saw the salad dressing!
91. How do you make a cup of tea laugh? Stir in some “tea-hee”!
92. What’s a picky eater’s favorite spice? Chews-y sauce!
93. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a “fun-guy”!
94. How do you make a fruit punch? Give it a good “squeeze”!
95. What do you call a singing pastry? A “pie-thagorean”!
96. Why did the bread get an award? Because it was on a roll!
97. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and comes back? A dirty double-crossing chicken!
98. How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair!
99. What’s a potato’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
100. Why did the avocado go to the party alone? Because it was pit-ifully single!

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